i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something
Can’t sleep, thinking of Thane Krios.
Thought he might help but no.
I needed a pose reference for a new drawing and wasn’t having any luck with generic reference searches. So I thought, what celebrity would have photos in the exact type of sitting pose and camera angle I need? Immediately I thought of Matt Smith.
Sure enough, I easily found specifically what I needed. His photo shoots still impress me.
Brb working on a sketch
A book with a first person narrator what describes everything with oddly specific clarifications and denials, coming completely unprompted.
"I poured myself a bowl of cereal that had no cockroaches in it."
"Her hair - which was real human hair, growing naturally from her own scalp - was brown."
"I walked to my car which I legally owned and whose rightful ownership had never been under question or dispute."
"Their dog was barking in a way that is entirely normal for a regular, full-blooded dog, and could not be mistaken for the vocalisations of a half-wolf, a jackal, or perhaps a hyena."
"My mother - who has never been convicted or imprisoned for manslaughter - emerged from the kitchen."
welcome to nightvale
How to make a bug kisser 😘🐛
Item: Bug Kisser; allows the wielder to safely kiss bugs (and other size class tiny and below creatures)
Mom said, “I know this is weird, but when I use this scraper on the floor it sounds like a screaming monster… idk why but it just really does…”
*scrapes the floor in demonstration*
“Ooo see?!?!?! Idk, it’s kinda gross but yeah it’s like a screaming monster!”





